All 18 COP BASTARD Achievements

Tutorial, story, and difficulty

Take the first campaign run at your own pace. Finishing the tutorial and story creates a clean baseline; hard mode is easier to approach when you already know how rooms connect and where your preferred weapon performs well.

• POLICE Academy complete! — finish the tutorial.
• The show is over — finish the game.
• COP SAMURAI! Katana not included! — complete the game on hard difficulty.

Weapon and accuracy achievements

Long counters are best advanced during ordinary play; special conditions deserve a dedicated room or replay. For the magnum and double-shotgun goals, assemble a favorable group before committing. The published objective text does not promise that partial progress survives every restart, so do not claim a tracking method the game does not expose.

• Pistol master — kill 600 enemies with the Beretta.
• Hitman with hair — land a Beretta headshot from 25 meters.
• Shotgun sensei — kill 500 enemies with the shotgun.
• Brother yakuza? — kill two enemies simultaneously with one shotgun attack.
• Do i feel lucky? — kill six enemies with the magnum within ten seconds.
• CS player — land 500 headshots.

Level and restriction challenges

Run one restriction at a time. Combining no damage, no health pickups, no spitting, and no slow motion sounds efficient, but it makes a failed attempt hard to diagnose. A separate low-health run also avoids risking an otherwise clean no-damage clear.

• ROBBO-COP — complete a level other than the first without taking damage.
• It’s just a scratch! — complete a level other than the first without using health pickups.
• Morality police — complete a level without spitting.
• CLOCK PUNCHER — clear the Osaka Chemicals level without using slow motion.
• Thin red line — kill ten enemies while your health is below 25.
• Culture-multure — break 20 paintings.

Endless Mode achievements

These objectives are the clearest official evidence for Endless Mode progression. Floor ten is a concrete survival milestone; maximum upgrades imply a longer resource run. Neither objective publishes a best upgrade order, so strategy claims should be treated as player-tested rather than official.

• Cops don’t fly that high — reach the tenth floor in Endless Mode.
• WEAPON KING — upgrade every weapon to maximum in Endless Mode.

STRIKEEEE! remains intentionally unresolved

The published text for STRIKEEEE! reads “You are chosen one! You a true cop!” but does not state the trigger. This site will not convert a guess into a walkthrough. If a reproducible method is verified against the released build, the source ledger and this page can be updated together.